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An elderly man just gave me a fist bump for getting a promotion and my own office. - JMML!
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Lol by (JEFF)
Today, my Justin Bieber-obsessed sister, my grandpa, and I were listening to Justin Bieber. My grandpa asked "Who's that girl singing on the radio?" My sister obnoxiously said, "That's Justin Bieber, DUHHHH." My grandpa responded with "Why would you name a girl Justin?" He was completely serious. I think I love him a little bit more now. - JMML!
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Lol by (BEB)
Walking to the gym today, I saw a bunch of signs nailed to a tree. They said: "Caution: Baby bird leaning to fly. His parents are close by." They had also stuck 3 signs to a string of caution tape across the apartment building - JMML!
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Lol by (lizzy)
Today, I successfully found the crayon called Awesome. - JMML!
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Lol by (ben)
today I was driving, and I saw some "gangsters" walking down the road. So when I drove by them, My friend and I screamed as loud as we could at them. They jumped 3 feet in the air and screamed like the little girls they are inside - JMML!
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Lol by (Kork)
in science class today a boy was talking about how ppl said he looked like justin beiber. my teacher heard this and looked to a different boy who was holding hands with another boy and said "he looks more like justin beiber to me..." - JMML!
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Lol by (7kk7)
My friend was reading out a text message and accidentally said 'wank face' instead of 'wink face' - JMML!
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Lol by (sillysausage)
Mom: you look pretty today. My sister: hah, wtf ever mom, your lying. Mom: your right I am; what the hell is wrong with your make up? Did you look into a wall when you did it? - JMML!
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Lol by (Katie)
Me: I have gasoline and twilight new moon. wanna hang? Cleverbot: Icky! Twilight ruined the concept of vampires. Me: So are you saying harry potter is better than twilight? Cleverbot: Most definitely. WIN. even robots know this is true. - JMML!
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Lol by (hpwin)
Today while driving along the road we drove past a cotton farm. My little brother then says "hey is that what sheep eat to grow their wool?" - JMML!
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Lol by (BKT)
i just went to join the yahoo google war.. til i realised that i needed to use google to find out the web address for yahoo - JMML!
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Lol by (bkt)
Today at work, a little mexican boy walked up to me and asked me if I had seen his mom. I said 'no, what does she look like?' He said 'well, she is the same color as me, just a little taller.'! - JMML!
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Lol by (kelsey)
Today, I saw a Proactive commercial with Justin Bieber as the spokesperson. Don't you have to go through puberty to have acne? - JMML!
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Lol by (zach)
Today, I saw a teenager (you know the type: pants down to his knees, chains, hat turned sideways) walking and talking on his phone. "Yeah, man! I know, for real! That's sick! Okay, okay. Bye Bye, GranGran." Made my life. - JMML!
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Lol by (june)
My family is always pulling pranks on each other. When my brother came down to visit, my father printed off a fake $80 parking fine and put it on his car. It wasn’t until after we waved him off the next day that we noticed he’d had his biggest buddies over and they had lifted Dad’s hatchback and turned it 90* inside the crowded garage. It stayed there until he visited again, a month later. - JMML!
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