So last night my friend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my friends dad stands up and with this indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low." and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire :) - JMML!

zomg rofl, win (85) meh. (44) Comment (2) Lol by (Zack)

A few days ago I learned that in NASA when they went to space their pens wouldn't work in zero gravity. So NASA spent like 5 years and $15 million on making a pen that works in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, and on any surface. Russia used a pencil. I'm glad our country has enough time and money to do that. - JMML!

zomg rofl, win (128) meh. (11) Comment (8) Lol by (zack)
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