Today, I saw a joke on Facebook that went like this, "What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?" The answer? "A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber." - JMML!

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Today I learned that my dad was a cheerleader and my mom was on the wrestling team. Busting the stereotypes. - JMML!

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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question. - JMML!

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Today my grandmother mooned me. I think I lost the will to live. - JMML!

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Today, I realized I really need to work on my parenting skills when I noticed that my 15 year-old kid has no clue how to work a can opener or boil water. - JMML!

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The other day two of my coworkers linked arms and skipped away singing "We're Off to See the Wizard." As one girl turns to say "we're looking for a brain!" She slammed into a pole. - JMML!

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I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. - JMML!

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I was on Omegle pretending to be a girl, and had a dramatic break up scene with some stranger. at the end i said bye and then he said "k bye.. i have to go break up with my real girlfriend now" - JMML!

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Mom: My new laptop comes with a keyboard for typing already attached to it, right? - JMML!

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I work at the University I attend. I deliver and pick up laptops from teachers that request them for their classes. I went to pick up a laptop from a Spanish class, and when the class ran over time I peeked in the door to see what was going on. The Spanish class had, apparently, turned into a full-blown Salsa dance lesson. - JMML!

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