Today, I was at school and I saw a girl that was deaf wearing a shirt saying, "La la la, I can't hear you!" - JMML!

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Today, I saw several submissions about the word 'hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' being the fear of long words. I don't know about you, but the only thing I noticed is that it begins with 'hippo'. - JMML!

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Mother: Stop clipping your nails short! How else are they suppose to find your killer's DNA if you are murdered? - JMML!

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Today, I realized that I am a total video game junkie. I have a DS, PS3, XBOX360, Wii, N64, Atari, DSi, and a Gamecube. I have all the Pokemon and Harry Potter games, of course. I am a 16-year-old girl and I've had numerous jobs to pay for this obsession. Also, I'm a head cheerleader, my brother likes Twilight, and most guys won't believe I own these. - JMML!

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Today, I dropped something and caught it before it hit the floor and said, "Oh! I'm a Ninja!" My 12-year old brother said "A Ninja wouldn't have dropped it in the first place..." Touche. - JMML!

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I was at a pet store when a little boy looked in the freezer there and saw a big pack of frozen krill. He practically yelled,”That’s soooo gross!” only for his sister to reply,”What? People need to feed their…pet whales too!!!! - JMML!

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Last night around midnight, my friend and I got bored so we got out all the Dr. Seuss books we could find and sat down to read them. When we were done with about ten of them, we couldn't stop rhyming so we started writing our own Dr. Seuss book. We now have five pages done. Today we became Sophomores in High School. - JMML!

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All throughout History class and lunch my boyfriend and I screamed at each other for two whole hours eventually ending with both of us sitting in the principals office. Let's settle this right now: click "yes" if you think vegetables is pronounced like "Veg-tables" or click "no" if it's pronounced like "Veg-e-tables" Thank you for your time :) - JMML!

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Today, I saw a commercial for Huggies Jean Diapers. At the bottom of the screen it said 'The coolest you will look pooping in your pants.' - JMML!

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Today I was driving through Wisconsin on a road trip when we passed a hair salon with the name "Curl Up and Dye". Coolest hair-cutting place ever? I think so. - JMML!

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Today I wore sunglasses so I could take them off dramatically whenever I said something. - JMML!

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Today i realized that t-shirts were called "t"-shirts because they are shaped like a T. - JMML!

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Today I realized in Toy Story, Andy was in kindergarten when I was and now he's going off to college when I am. I should not be nearly this excited. - JMML!

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Today my friend went to Taco Bell and asked how much the $2 meal deal cost. The clerk wasn't sure and had to go ask the manager. - JMML!

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Today, I was on cleverbot and asked, "What should I do about my boy?" The answer was "Sell it." Duly noted... - JMML!

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