I got so tan at the beach My foundation doesn't match anymore

I got so tan at the beach My foundation doesn't match anymore  First World Problems

A mustache is like an eyebrow for your mouth

A mustache is like an eyebrow for your mouth  10 Guy

do sluts call their private parts public parts?

do sluts call their private parts public parts?   Philosoraptor

I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers

I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers  Evil Toddler

Found long lost Brave Little Toaster VHS can't play VHS because I only have PS3, a DVD player, three computers, and an Xbox

Found long lost Brave Little Toaster VHS can't play VHS because I only have PS3, a DVD player, three computers, and an Xbox  First World Problems

Approaches the cash register while talking on his phone "hang on, I'm checking out, I'll call you back"

Approaches the cash register while talking on his phone

found out that my wife talks to her girlfriends about me behind my back about how good i am in bed

found out that my wife talks to her girlfriends about me behind my back about how good i am in bed  Success Kid

Johnny Bravo was created To teach boys not to act like a douche to impress a girl

Johnny Bravo was created To teach boys not to act like a douche to impress a girl  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Mistaken by stranger for friend she hasn't seen in five years spends entire train ride "catching up" instead of correcting her

Mistaken by stranger for friend she hasn't seen in five years spends entire train ride

Sick but decide to go to work anyways Overstaffed and sent home with pay

Sick but decide to go to work anyways Overstaffed and sent home with pay  Success Kid