"calendars featuring women in swimsuits and lingerie are sexist and wrong" purchases every fire department fundraiser calendar filled with half-naked men she can find

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Realizes Class has run a minute late Stands up and dismisses himself

Realizes Class has run a minute late Stands up and dismisses himself  Lazy College Senior

Share a name with a celebrity employers can't google me

Share a name with a celebrity employers can't google me  Success Kid

New t-shirt arrives in mail Now I have a clean shirt for tomorrow

New t-shirt arrives in mail Now I have a clean shirt for tomorrow  Foul Bachelor Frog

Notices class has run a minute late interrupts professor to tell him he is out of time

Notices class has run a minute late interrupts professor to tell him he is out of time  College Freshman

Not sure if coming on to me Or reaching deepest layers of friend zone

Not sure if coming on to me Or reaching deepest layers of friend zone  Futurama Fry

i dont always get a chance to talk to people but when i do i forget how to sentences make

i dont always get a chance to talk to people but when i do i forget how to sentences make  The Most Interesting Man In The World

NOT SURE IF DRUNK DRIVER OR IS USING APPLE'S MAPS

NOT SURE IF DRUNK DRIVER OR IS USING APPLE'S MAPS  Futurama Fry

Waitress reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

Waitress  reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand  Socially Awkward Penguin