WIFE KICKED ME OUT BETTER SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD AT WORK

WIFE KICKED ME OUT BETTER SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD AT WORK  Business Cat

"Tomorrow we're going to learn to tie our shoes" wears slip-ons

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not sure if tired Or just depressed

Not sure if tired Or just depressed  Futurama Fry

Just met somebody instantly forgets their name

Just met somebody instantly forgets their name  Socially Awkward Penguin

The microwave is faster but the oven makes it taste better

The microwave is faster but the oven makes it taste better  First World Problems

Teachers who teach straight out of college Go to school for their whole life

Teachers who teach straight out of college Go to school for their whole life  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last man on Earth." "If I were the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."

Never has awkward moments with girls because girls never talk to me

Never has awkward moments with girls because girls never talk to me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In a class of about 200 students "Professor, can I go to the bathroom?"

In a class of about 200 students