GO TO THE CLASSES? NAH, I'LL JUST READ THE TEXTBOOK READ THE TEXTBOOK? NAH I'LL JUST WING IT

GO TO THE CLASSES? NAH, I'LL JUST READ THE TEXTBOOK READ THE TEXTBOOK? NAH I'LL JUST WING IT  Lazy College Senior

i run these streets for my early morning exercise routine

i run these streets for my early morning exercise routine  Successful Black Man

Story must be 1-2 pages? 1 page it is

Story must be 1-2 pages? 1 page it is  Lazy Elementary School Kid

My butt hurts From sitting on my wallet full of cash all day

My butt hurts From sitting on my wallet full of cash all day  First World Problems

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...

I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do, I... I... Um...
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not sure if all female redditors are hot or they only make the front page because they're hot.

Not sure if all female redditors are hot or they only make the front page because they're hot.  Futurama Fry

want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor

want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Not sure if neighborhood is safe, because the police are always walking around Or dangerous, because the police are always walking around

Not sure if neighborhood is safe, because the police are always walking around Or dangerous, because the police are always walking around  Futurama Fry

the commute for my new job is too short... I can't even listen to a whole song on the way in

the commute for my new job is too short... I can't even listen to a whole song on the way in  First World Problems