"You look pretty good tonight" "so does yourself too as well"

Tired of upvoting Priority Peter? why not zoidberg?

Tired of upvoting Priority Peter? why not zoidberg?  Misc

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK  Redditors Wife

Spend more than 15 minutes looking for parking? Guess there is no class today

Spend more than 15 minutes looking for parking? Guess there is no class today  Lazy College Senior

if we both died right now we would be together forever

if we both died right now we would be together forever  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Goes to stripclub Mom works there

Goes to stripclub Mom works there  Bad Luck Brian

Double D's? Nah. TI-83's

Double D's? Nah. TI-83's  Priority Peter

Sorry ladies, there is only one tan i care about

Sorry ladies, there is only one tan i care about  Priority Peter

Grab a calculus book priority peter is your priority

Grab a calculus book priority peter is your priority  Mad Karma with Jim Cramer

There will be no sex Until I solve for X

There will be no sex Until I solve for X  Priority Peter