Talking to a cute girl on a plane flight "so where are you going"

Talking to a cute girl on a plane flight

Me: "Wanna go out some time?" Girl: "Yeah." Me: Immediately changes subject and asks how her class was

Me:

get passed by speeding driver later pass him as he is getting a ticket

get passed by speeding driver later pass him as he is getting a ticket  Success Kid

I don't always have sex with spanish star trek fans But when I do, I prefer Dos Trekkies

I don't always have sex with spanish star trek fans But when I do, I prefer Dos Trekkies  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?

Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?  Condescending Wonka

I'll have you know, I've had the same laptop for 4 years and have never deleted my browser history.

I'll have you know, I've had the same laptop for 4 years and have never deleted my browser history.  Tough Spongebob

Vacuuming out car realizes the passenger side doesnt need to be cleaned

Vacuuming out car realizes the passenger side doesnt need to be cleaned   Forever Alone

One Does Not Simply look cool, while running with a backpack on

One Does Not Simply look cool, while running with a backpack on  Boromir

Emails entire class free textbook arrested for copyright infringement

Emails entire class free textbook arrested for copyright infringement  Bad Luck Brian

Maybe the reason girls dont want to hang out with me is because they're afraid they'll cheat on their boyfriends

Maybe the reason girls dont want to hang out with me is because they're afraid they'll cheat on their boyfriends   conspiracy keanu