I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"I love college!!!!!" Classes haven't even started

Curiosity is using lasers to destroy the martian landscape We are the alien invaders

Curiosity is using lasers to destroy the martian landscape We are the alien invaders  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Gas is too expensive because I need to buy premium for my new Audi

Gas is too expensive because I need to buy premium for my new Audi  First World Problems

There is more starlight in the daytime than the night time.

There is more starlight in the daytime than the night time.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I may look like I am listening, but I am really just waiting for you to stop talking

 I may look like I am listening, but I am really just waiting for you to stop talking  The Inbetweeners

Not sure if i should be happy because i don't have to go to work or upset because i'm not making money

Not sure if i should be happy because i don't have to go to work or upset because i'm not making money   Futurama Fry

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that  Foul Bachelor Frog

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback  Bad Joke Eel