Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair

Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair  Scumbag Steve

Hairdresser is ruining haircut "Looks great, thanks"

Hairdresser is ruining haircut

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted  The Most Interesting Man In The World

eats a sandwich posts instagram photo of it

eats a sandwich posts instagram photo of it   Annoying Facebook Girl

Who needs laxatives when there’s meatloaf

Who needs laxatives when there’s meatloaf  The Inbetweeners

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic  Paranoid Parrot

who let the dogs out is about ugly girls

who let the dogs out is about ugly girls  Sudden Clarity Clarence

thinking about a conversation that happened weeks ago Makes corresponding facial expressions and laughs at the funny parts in public

thinking about a conversation that happened weeks ago Makes corresponding facial expressions and laughs at the funny parts in public  Socially Awkward Penguin

I just bought bread from a redhead in a bakery I bought bread from the ginger bread man

I just bought bread from a redhead in a bakery I bought bread from the ginger bread man  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus  The Most Interesting Man In The World