My boss called a lady to inform her that we would be sending a book back to her. A little boy answered the phone by saying “sorry, Lynn died in a car crash.” …. my boss was speechless. And said “ok. well who do we send the book to then?” and the boy said “I’m just kidding. She’s alive just not home right now. I just say that she died in a crash to telemarketers.” - JMML!