Yesterday when I was leaving school I could hear two Twilight fans arguing about Team Edward and Team Jacob. I finally got angry at them both, knowing they had been friends before. Just after they both yelled "I RUN WITH VAMPIRES!", and "OH YEAH? WELL I RUN WITH WEREWOLVES!", I turned and calmly told them, "I run with scissors. It makes me feel more dangerous than running with vampires." Yes, I had just then officially started Team Scissors - JMML!