While driving in town, a SUV in front of my had taped a cutout of a hand with the words “Hi!” on it. Everytime they stopped, they turned on their back wiper and waved to the person behind them. - JMML!

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Today I realized that I can't say the phrase "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" without saying it with the theme song tune. I bet a couple of you just tried it too. - JMML!

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I was sitting at my computer when I saw something small and white go by my door. The president of my company then followed it carrying a golf club. He saw me and said, rather sheepishly, “Just ignore that small white mouse that just ran past.” - JMML!

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Today one of my friends on facebook updated their status saying "It took me 5 minutes to remember how to spell water bottel." Fail. - JMML!

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My professor paces back and forth while lecturing. Today he wore Heelys (sneakers with heel wheels) and rolled back and forth. - JMML!

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Today, I went to see Piranha 3D. It was so bad, when I was buying the ticket, the ticket person said, "Are you sure?" - JMML!

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One of my students last name is Bender. I meet her in the hall today accompanied by her mother. I said “Hi” to her and she introduced me to her mother by saying that I’m her teacher. Hr mother replied “Nice to meet you, Professor Farnsworth! - JMML!

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Today, my locker wouldn't open. My friend then told me that i had to know the magic word. I looked at it, yelled LEMON DROPS and tried to open it. It worked. Dumbledore, we salute you. - JMML!

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While in Nutrition class, my professor was telling us what chemicals in the body tell us what our body needs. In a monotone voice he proceeded to say: “(some chemical) tells us when we’re hungry, (another chemical) tells us when we’re thirsty, and marijuana tells us when we want Oreos.” He then continued on with his lecture like nothing happened! - JMML!

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Today, I fell up the stairs at school twice. The first time, the 7th grader I was walking to class helped me up and made sure I was okay. The second time, the only person in sight was my teacher. She pointed and laughed. - JMML!

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My three year old daughter tried passing the phone to my four year old daugher but dropped it instead. My four year old started crying, picked up the phone and said into it “Daddy! Are you OK?” - JMML!

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Today, out of boredom, I decided to Google myself. Apparently I'm dead. - JMML!

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"You know whats a fail?" "What?" "Leo, (my best friend) had to hold his hand over my mouth while I was having sex" "Awkwaaaaard" - JMML!

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Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up. - JMML!

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Today, while playing fetch with my dog, i had the brilliant idea to through the ball into the in ground pool, wait until he walked up to the pool and then push him in. (i knew he would never just go in on his own) So i threw the ball and waited. my dog didn't move so i went to get the ball back. as i leaned over the edge to get the ball, my dog raced over to me and shoved me in... - JMML!

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