Yesterday I was walking through a parking lot and was eavesdropping on this conversation between a man and his daughter. He was asking her what she'd don that day after school and she told him that she just hung out with her friends. He said "What were you guys doing, just being teenage girls?" She replied with "No, Dad, we were being middle age men."! - JMML!

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Today I was standing in the hall and watched my boyfriend run up and hug a random girl. I was pretty mad until she turned around and he said "Wait...You're not Michelle!"(Me) haha - JMML!

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Today my friends and I were talking about what we'll name our children when we have any. My friend said that her number one choice for a girl's name would be Katrina. My other friend, who had just walked into the room, promptly busted out into the chorus of "Rock You Like a Hurricane". I nearly fell off my chair laughing. - JMML!

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Last night I dreamt I was a muffler, woke up today feeling exhausted.. - JMML!

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Your moment of laughter goes here..Today, I realized that the next leap year is 2012. This means we get an extra day to live. - JMML!

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I was at a friends house the other day, and he comes rushing up to his room stating "Justin Bieber got charged with assault!" I feel bad for the kid who has to go home to his dad and tell his he got beat up by Justin Bieber - JMML!

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Last night me and my friend were walking up to my house when I saw her jump over something and scream her head off. I asked her what the heck she was doing and she told me there was a frog. On closer inspection she realized it was actually a tea bag! - JMML!

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So last night my friend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my friends dad stands up and with this indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low." and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire :) - JMML!

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Today while I was at lunch I saw a kid missing a leg, I felt bad for him till I read his shirt. It said its all fun and games till someone loses a foot...at least he's got a sense of humor about it. - JMML!

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Today, I was on facebook when I saw a group that said 'I've always wondered what guys did at sleepovers' I had read it aloud, and almost joined, but then my brother pointed out that he was having a sleepover at the moment and I could take notes if I wanted. So here's to all the girls reading this: they play Call of Duty. That's about it. - JMML!

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Today, I was at school and I saw a girl that was deaf wearing a shirt saying, "La la la, I can't hear you!" - JMML!

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A few days ago I went to the mall. There were two security gaurds escorting a mama duck and about ten little ducklings through the parking lot. They then stopped traffic to make sure they got all the way across the road. - JMML!

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I work at a high school and today was music genre day for homecoming. I dressed in the grunge style, much like I did in middle and high school. I then went to take care of my grandmother with Alzheimer's and she recognized me for the first time in years! - JMML!

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Today I was at the post office and desperately trying to buy some stamps to post an assessment that was due the next day, before the mail van arrived. The queue was travelling incredibly slowly and I was still sixth in line when the mail van driver arrived to collect the mail bags. He was just about to leave when he saw me and waited about 10 minutes until I had bought my stamps and then took my letter. - JMML!

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Yesterday when I was leaving school I could hear two Twilight fans arguing about Team Edward and Team Jacob. I finally got angry at them both, knowing they had been friends before. Just after they both yelled "I RUN WITH VAMPIRES!", and "OH YEAH? WELL I RUN WITH WEREWOLVES!", I turned and calmly told them, "I run with scissors. It makes me feel more dangerous than running with vampires." Yes, I had just then officially started Team Scissors - JMML!

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