Yesterday I was walking through a parking lot and was eavesdropping on this conversation between a man and his daughter. He was asking her what she'd don that day after school and she told him that she just hung out with her friends. He said "What were you guys doing, just being teenage girls?" She replied with "No, Dad, we were being middle age men."! - JMML!

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I had a Danish family come into my restaurant and they brought their six-year old son with them. They told him I’m American and that he should say something to me in English. He looked at me for a second all shy and then just said: “Fuck You!” - JMML!

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