mythbusters is like a scientific version of jackass

mythbusters is like a scientific version of jackass  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Couldn't find my car in the parking lot Because I couldn't remember which one I drove today.

Couldn't find my car in the parking lot Because I couldn't remember which one I drove today.  First World Problems

a place is "crackalackin" When there are no white people there

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if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl

if I die first, I'm haunting you forever to make sure you're never with another girl  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Dude, toasters are like tanning beds for bread

Dude, toasters  are like tanning beds for bread  10 Guy

Saw my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at a bar this weekend He was getting kicked out by the bouncers

Saw my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at a bar this weekend He was getting kicked out by the bouncers  Success Kid

Don't take that tone with me Johnson I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Don't take that tone with me Johnson
 I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast  Business Dog

has lunch at a craft brewery asks if they have miller lite

has lunch at a craft brewery asks if they have miller lite  Scumbag Steve

Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric

Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric  Successful Black Man

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELL HIS GRANDMA HE'S NOT HUNGRY

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELL HIS GRANDMA HE'S NOT HUNGRY  One Does Not Simply