Takes girl out to expensive restaurant Credit card gets declined and girl has to pay

Takes girl out to expensive restaurant Credit card gets declined and girl has to pay  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Back to school shopping I think I have a notebook lying around somewhere

Back to school shopping I think I have a notebook lying around somewhere  Lazy College Senior

Passed exam: "don't forget to thank god" failed exam: "it's your fault for not working hard enough"

Passed exam:

I think all the good chemistry jokes Argon

I think all the good chemistry jokes Argon  Chemistry Cat

NOT SURE IF I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE NOW THAT IM OLDER OR IF WOMEN ARE JUST LOWERING THEIR STANDARDS

NOT SURE IF I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE NOW THAT IM OLDER OR IF WOMEN ARE JUST LOWERING THEIR STANDARDS  Futurama Fry

Plays paintball Use knife to conserve ammo

Plays paintball Use knife to conserve ammo  Insanity Wolf

First day of school "introduce yourself" activity have an anxiety attack

First day of school

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.  Redditors Wife

Creampie Surprise? Sounds delicious!

Creampie Surprise? Sounds delicious!  Grandma finds the Internet

just because you broke up with me doesnt mean i broke up with you

just because you broke up with me doesnt mean i broke up with you  Overly Attached Girlfriend