If you have a friend thats a girl while having a girlfriend You're gonna have a bad time!

If you have a friend thats a girl while having a girlfriend You're gonna have a bad time!  Super Cool Ski Instructor

no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single

no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single  Scumbag Steve

Drunk-texted a girl about how much I like her she feels the same way too

Drunk-texted a girl about how much I like her she feels the same way too   Success Kid

The old Nokia text message tone Is the Morse Code for 'SMS'

The old Nokia text message tone Is the Morse Code for 'SMS'  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All of my friends think you look really cute From the photo I took of you while you were sleeping

All of my friends think you look really cute From the photo I took of you while you were sleeping  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Move in tomorrow? pack tomorrow

Move in tomorrow? pack tomorrow  Lazy College Senior

Pulls out handcuffs during sex "to make sure you spend the night"

Pulls out handcuffs during sex

Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.  Lame Pun Coon

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin