"40 minutes of commercial free music" Interrupts it to tell you about it after every song

has access to countless hours of music plays same 5 songs every day

has access to countless hours of music plays same 5 songs every day  scumbag radio dj

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine  Paranoid Parrot

Said a word without knowing the meaning used it in the correct context

Said a word without knowing the meaning used it in the correct context  Success Kid

I'll have you know, My pOst on reddit got downvoted And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, My pOst on reddit got downvoted And I only cried for 20 minutes  How tough am I

Not sure if i'm hungry or if i just can't think of anything better to do than eat

Not sure if i'm hungry or if i just can't think of anything better to do than eat  Futurama Fry

Blondes have more fun Because ignorance is bliss

Blondes have more fun Because ignorance is bliss  Sudden Clarity Clarence

One Does Not Simply take something "off" the internet

One Does Not Simply take something

Dials someone's number heart starts racing, starts breathing heavily

Dials someone's number heart starts racing, starts breathing heavily  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dude, this chocolate milk tastes like cold hot choloate

Dude, this chocolate milk tastes like cold hot choloate  10 Guy