I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with

I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with  Confession Bear

Doesn't drink Doesn't lecture others on why they shouldn't drink

Doesn't drink Doesn't lecture others on why they shouldn't drink  Misc

Read 'How to give best blowjob ever' with gf Got a blowjob right after

Read 'How to give best blowjob ever' with gf Got a blowjob right after  Success Kid

what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship

what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship  Matrix Morpheus

Dentist said i've done a good job flossing. I've never flossed once

Dentist said i've done a good job flossing. I've never flossed once  Success Kid

We've kissed 387 times I've been counting

We've kissed 387 times I've been counting  Overly Attached Girlfriend

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up  Scumbag Brain

Wins nhl Season tickets 2012-2013 season

Wins nhl Season tickets 2012-2013 season  Bad Luck Brian

Asks a good question in class Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer

Asks a good question in class Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hey, I'm going to lurk around your bed tonight Because I've noticed a mosquito is buzzing around your ear when you sleep.

Hey, I'm going to lurk around your bed tonight Because I've noticed a mosquito is buzzing around your ear when you sleep.  Misunderstood Spider