I love eminem!!! SLim shady? who is that?

I love eminem!!! SLim shady? who is that?  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

Wrote the first sentence of the introduction of a term paper Let's call it a day

Wrote the first sentence of the introduction of a term paper Let's call it a day  Lazy College Senior

Not sure if i like her or just really want a girlfriend

Not sure if i like her  or just really want a girlfriend  Futurama Fry

Sits next to boyfriend in class Not enrolled in the subject

Sits next to boyfriend in class Not enrolled in the subject  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent  Confession Bear

We only listen to Fox News The other ones are too biased

We only listen to Fox News The other ones are too biased  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has one friendly conversation with a girl starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her

Has one friendly conversation with a girl starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her   Socially Awkward Penguin

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FLIRT VIA TEXT WITHOUT USING EMOTICONS

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FLIRT VIA TEXT WITHOUT USING EMOTICONS  One Does Not Simply

Starts dating a fat girl at the gym By first year anniversary, dating the hottest girl at the gym

Starts dating a fat girl at the gym By first year anniversary, dating the hottest girl at the gym  Success Kid

The dots in the division symbol represent a number being divided over the other

The dots in the division symbol  represent a number being divided over the other   Sudden Clarity Clarence