You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs

You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs  Condescending Wonka

whip cream vodka? I'm getting too old for this shit

whip cream vodka? I'm getting too old for this shit  Glover getting old

Sees girl sleeping in class "This class sucks, I wish I could sleep with you too"

Sees girl sleeping in class

"You need this textbook, we'll use it all the time." Never uses textbook.

Posts essay on reddit So grammar nazis will spell check it

Posts essay on reddit So grammar nazis will spell check it  Lazy College Senior

you don't have to make a facebook update today i just logged in to your facebook account and told everyone i'm the best girlfriend in the world

you don't have to make a facebook update today i just logged in to your facebook account and told everyone i'm the best girlfriend in the world  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Too lazy to wear a bra Hold boobs with hands when running up or down stairs

Too lazy to wear a bra Hold boobs with hands when running up or down stairs  Foul Bachelorette Frog

we had an art project due so i just took your old one that mom had on the wall

we had an art project due so i just took your old one that mom had on the wall  Lazy Elementary School Kid

Sprays frebreze on dirty clothes clean clothes

Sprays frebreze on dirty clothes  clean clothes  Foul Bachelor Frog

Pick-up Line? You mean mustache

Pick-up Line?  You mean mustache  overly manly man