i saw you landed 2 minutes early why didn't you call me?

i saw you landed 2 minutes early why didn't you call me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Asks question he already knows the answer to Trying to impress prof

Asks question he already knows the answer to  Trying to impress prof  College Freshman

look at that fat mess that just rolled in the bar "that's my girlfriend"

look at that fat mess that just rolled in the bar

Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Sir Cumference

Who was the roundest knight in  King Arthur's court? Sir Cumference  Lame Pun Coon

Gains independence from Britain with French help Friends with Britain. Hates France.

Gains independence from Britain with French help Friends with Britain.
Hates France.  Scumbag america

drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present "you're a great friend"

drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present

SPENDS A TRILLION+ OVER 11 YEARS TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF 3,000 PEOPLE LETS 25,000+ OF ITS CITIZENS DIE EACH YEAR FROM LACK HEALTHCARE

SPENDS A TRILLION+ OVER 11 YEARS TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF 3,000 PEOPLE LETS 25,000+ OF ITS CITIZENS DIE EACH YEAR FROM LACK HEALTHCARE  Scumbag america

Not sure if Priority Peter Is Doing Homework or covering his boner

Not sure if Priority Peter Is Doing Homework or covering his boner  Futurama Fry

They wanted something long and hard I gave them my homework

They wanted something long and hard I gave them my homework  Priority Peter

There's only one type of bra for me Algebra

There's only one type of bra for me Algebra  Priority Peter